Monday, May 19, 2008
The Fall of Single Feather...
Depressed.
Why the wonder? School's tomorrow.
I have a very interesting fact for all of you guys. I chanced upon this one when I was talking to my sister.
Very, very interesting.
Everything depicted in the story is FICTIONAL and if anything happened that are similar to it are pure COINCIDENCE.
Seriously.
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Scene: Classroom
[Teacher walks into the class. Students quickly run back to their seats, quieting down]
Monitor: Class stand!
Teacher: Good morning, class.
Students: Good morning, Mr Chiang.
Teacher: Alright, sit down.
[Students takes their seats, and looks at the teacher, abnormally attentively.]
Teacher: Alright class, separate yourselves and get ready for the test.
[Groans and cries of "shit" can be heard from the students. Teacher smiles in response.]
[Thirty minutes later...]
Teacher: Students from the first row, please walk down and collect the papers.
[Male student picks up a pen, and starts doodling a picture of what, seems to be a man with a HIGH forehead on the wall, with the letters, FHM.]
Teacher: Leon, what are you doing?
Leon: Erm... Drawing?
Teacher: I can see that.
[A student with a peculiarly high forehead groans. Teacher turns his attention towards him.]
Teacher: Ah... right. Now I understand.
[Class bursts into laughter, except for SS.]
Jia Hao: But its hard to draw his gayness.
[Everyone laughs except for SS again. Teacher shakes his head.]
Teacher: Well, you can't exactly blame him. There are more females than males in this world. You guys do know that right?
[Several students agrees, while some just remained silent, unsure.]
Teacher: There is a psychological study on this fact.
Keith: Not funny la, Mr Chiang, not funny.
[Whole class turns to look at Keith.]
Jia Hao: Is that supposed to be a joke?
Teacher: ANYWAY, there IS a psychological study on this fact. It has nothing to do with religion, or whoever that made us that way. In fact, it has to do with all females, including animals.
[Half of the class raises their eyebrow.]
Teacher: Its actually very simple. In order to reproduce, males only have to move around, doing their, erm, "thing" while females, on the other hand, can only do it once in a while. I mean, they can't get pregnant again while they are pregnant. Capiche?
Daniel: That means females must wait until they give birth to be able to enter the reproduction cycle thing while guys just need to go around and f--
[Teacher cuts Daniel off before he can finish.]
Teacher: YES, Daniel, glad to see you get the idea. Since females, generally need more time to reproduce, they do have longer lives. At least thats what the psychologists say.
[Class goes "Oo..."]
Jia Hao: Wah lao, so SOME people can live longer la... I admire you siol, SS.
[Class bursts into laughter again, except for SS].
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Do note that everything in this story is only meant as a JOKE and not to be taken seriously.
And I realised I didn't quite explain what happened to my sister's stomach. The baby inside apparently kicked her stomach so hard that it buldged.
Later...
Taken by one of the magicians::
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