Saturday, May 24, 2008
The Fall of Single Feather...
Money.
A very powerful, amazing item in the whole world. Without it, the whole planet would fall into a reign of chaos, fights, riots and darkness. I mean, without in the world, its hard to imagine how our planet would be. How are we going to get our food? Games? TV?
This has led me to one of the most interesting topics that I have come over in the last few years.
The 15 Richest Fictional Character in the whole world.
At first, I planned to write the whole thing out in a story form, by I was too lazy to do so. So here it is.
Running at the 15th position is none other than once Mario's Girlfriend.
Princess Peach. According to the article, she got her gold coins from divorcing Mario. Poor dude. Well, I can't say I like a girl with more than 600 different designs of dresses in the same pink colour. Reminds of me of someone. *shiver*
The 14th position comes from Lucius Malfoy. Don't ask me how. Ask Dobby.
13th position is for Mr. Willy Wonka. Oh come on, I think he can even get a hundred or so from me alone spending on his nerds in a single year. What about the millions of people that buy nerds all over the world?
12th belongs to Gomez Addams, while 11th belongs to Fake Steve Jobs.
The 10th place, is for the legendary playboy, Tony Stark, or Iron man. Heh. Seems like he is rich, but not that rich.
Mr. Thurston Howell III is in the 9th place.
The next person is whom I believed to be the richest. Obviously, I was wrong. He has a huge cave under his castle, a more than human-sized car that is remote controlled and can deflect bullets, a frigging satelitte as an office for superheros, and he is ranked only 8th in the list. He is none other, than Bruce Wayne, or better known as Batman. How can anyone be richer than him? He has an asset worth of 8 billion dollars.
Following him is Carter Pewterschdmit and then, Burns, C.Montgomery, a Simpsons character. Behold though, hes not the only Simpsons guy in the list.
Jed Campett comes in 5th and Mom, not my mom, mind you, comes in fourth. She is none other than the owner of MomCorp. The second, Simpsons character to be on the list. At least I think she is a Simpsons character.
And now, finally for the top 3.
Third belongs to someone, I do recognize, Richie Rich. A old cartoon character which I remember seeing from somewhere.
Second belongs to Ming, the Merciless. I've heard the name from someone, but I have no idea who he really is.
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And first, behold, is one of the scariest character in the whole world. Short, pale, and even feathery, he is the only non-human to have graced the charts of the top 15 fictional richest character and yet he is the first in the list. He is the man who swims in this coins for exercise, which he reportedly says,"It keeps me young!". He is the man who sued a reporter for saying that he has given a kid several cents. Yes, he is the richest man, no I mean DUCK in the world, but he is the most stingy of them old. No wonder, he is known as,
*Drums roll*
UNCLE SCROOGE.
He isn't the guy that belongs the to Chirstmas story. He is Donald Duck's grandfather. Has an asset of 28.8billion. 3x Batman's assets.
Go figure.
Thats the end of the list and the here is the credits.
The list is done by Forbes, a business company that has also done up another series of lists on Non-fictional characters.
The link to Forbes Fictional 15 is here.
Later...
Taken by one of the magicians::
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