Wednesday, July 15, 2009
The Fall of Single Feather...

Marist.

01. [ ] You feel weird when you don't stand outside your classroom and take the Pledge.
02. [x] You expect not to sing the National Anthem when its raining.
03. [x] You complain and complain and complain about the lousy secondary side canteen food.
04. [x] You eat the lousy canteen food anyway.
05. [x] You bring your tissue to the toilet when nature calls.
06. [x] You can say with confidence that MSHS has a storyteller.
07. [x] You do e-Learning without the "Learning".
08. [x] You can play chinese chess anywhere.
09. [x] You play tai di everywhere.
10. [ ] You remember 3B and 4B as "Chinatown".
11. [x] You know that "healthier choice" means no choice.
12. [x] You expect 100-plus to consist of 80% water.
13. [x] You think all discipline masters have one hairstyle only.
14. [x] Your class cannot end a school year without breaking a window pane.
15. [x] Your 2.4km runs are never 2.4km long.
16. [ ] The average timing for your 2.4km run is equal to a 3km walk.
17. [x] You hate steep slopes.
18. [x] You love music lessons.
19. [x] You get pissed when you cannot pay by cashcard.
20. [ ] You have forgotten how to queue up for food.
21. [ ] You hate people who play basketball in the Multi-Purpose Court.
22. [ ] You love to play soccer in the basketball court.
23. [ ] You burn all your food for Home Economics tests.
24. [x] You get angry at your friends from other schools when they comment about your "bra" under the school uniform shirt.
25. [x] You don't need an elevator to get you from the first floor to the seventh anymore.
26. [x] You don't see a need to go to the toilet to change clothes.
27. [ ] You seldom feel like singing your school song.
28. [ ] When you do sing your school song, you find it hard to resist the urge to add "HEY!" after every line.
29. [x] You forgot what a school song sounds like in English.
30. [x] You can eat your chicken drumstick anywhere outside the canteen without getting caught.
31. [x] You either sleep or chat in those Monday Hall Assemblies.
32. [ ] Of course, sometimes you don't attend them.
33. [x] Your name tag stays off once lessons end.
34. [x] Your shirt is perpetually not fully tucked in.
35. [x] Your Lower Sec shorts are too baggy.
36. [ ] Your Upper Sec pants hide ankle or black socks.
37. [x] You get a sense of satisfaction from stepping on your friends' new white shoes.
38. [ ] You take the crowded 155 to Toa Payoh even though 28 is much more reliable.
39. [x] You hate MSHS councillors but aspire to be a student leader after O Levels.
40. [ ] You have a friend who got retained in Sec 3.
41. [x] You have a friend who spent 10 years in MSHS.
42. [x] You think dustbins are redundant when there are holes to stuff rubbish into.
43. [x] You bow to teachers for no good reason.
44. [ ] You get your haircuts in school.
45. [x] You have been sent to iCAN before.
46. [x] You think that no conversation is complete without vulgarities.
47. [ ] You or one of your friends pulled down the pull-up bar.
48. [ ] You denounce MSHS whenever you get the chance to.
49. [x] You still miss your 4/5/6 years there.
50. [x] You hate the fact that the MRT opened only after you left.
51. [x] You always go to the primary school canteen for food, no matter what the school says.
52. [x] You play soccer/basketball in your school uniform, instead of your PE attire.
53. [x] You enjoyed watching fights between the local students and the PRCs.
54. [x] You run away when you hear the familiar jingling of keys in the corridor.
55. [x] You hated it when the dogs always barked during lessons, especially during/before the O Level period.
56. [x] You always look before you walk, in case you step on any dog poo.
57. [x] You laugh like shit whenever the NCC/NPCC/SJAB guy zao siahs during morning assembly.
58. [ ] You've made fun of the statue of Brother Chanel.
59. [x] You've been sent to stand infront of the statue of Brother Chanel at least once.
60. [x] You think the house tee shirts are damn ugly.
61. [ ] You call every dark skinned person 'bangla'
62. [ ] You almost never go to the library unless you have to or want the aircon.
63. [ ] You only realised how nice the library is, a few weeks before the O Levels.
64. [x] You thought that a Marist teacher was hot before.
65. [x] You have vandalised something in your 4/6/10 years there.
66. [x] You have thrown something at the fan just for the fun of it.
67. [x] You cheer when someone drops something in the canteen.
68. [x] You leave almost half your school books under the table.
69. [x] You procrastinate.
70. [ ] You play PSP/hanphone/chess during classes.
71. [x] You eat in class.
72. [x] You sleep during chinese lessons. heck, ALL lessons for that matter.
73. [x] You love banging the table to a certain rhythm.
74. [ ] You burn paper using the OHP.
75. [x] You are a professonal at sneaking and using handphones after 4/5/6 years of doing so.
76. [x] Your classroom is always full of rubbish.
77. [x] But you bribe the councillor to get an 'A' for cleaniness.
78. [ ] You rush down to the canteen so that you would be first in line.
79. [x] You rush down to the SRC to play fuseball/carrom/other games.
80. [x] You hate the teacher who keeps you back for 1 minute.
81. [ ] You ran out of the classroom without the teacher dismissing you.
82. [ ] You play with water using syringes.
83. [x] You have friends who think Maris Stella is a girl's school.
84. [x] You threw something down from the top floor.
85. [ ] You don't know how to use the telecom outside the staff room.
86. [x] You take random people's work from the pigeon hole so you can copy.
87. [x] You know the class' emac password.
88. [x] You want MSHS to be a mixed school.
89. [x] You get excited when there is a girl in MSHS.
90. [x] You kope people's stuff and hide them somewhere else.
91. [ ] You see brother anthony's dogs having sex everyday.
92. [ ] You got caught walking during 2.4km run by a PE teacher driving a car.
93. [ ] You ask to go to the toilet to waste time.
94. [ ] You ask to go to the toilet to go buy food.
95. [ ] You ask to go to the toilet to go buy drinks. oh, i mean 100 plus.
96. [x] You don't clear your plates.
97. [ ] You pon canteen duty. The cleaner is hired for a reason anw.
98. [x] You shout across the canteen without any care.
99. [x] You have messed around with the two soldier statues at the porch.
100. [x] You think MSHS is haunted.

I call someone who is pale,"Blanga". So I doubt it works that way.

God. I can't believe I'm an old boy. I'm still young, dammit. Still young.

Later...


Taken by one of the magicians::
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